Smol red gem enthusiast and Eyeball stan. Also various articles of clothing with frequent delusions of grandeur, let me cling to that sweet bod. Tumblr (3.0; @socksandcrocss)https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/172393062592/montypythonandtheholyblog-raptorific" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://montypythonandtheholyblog.tumblr.com/post/117728108707/raptorific-raptorific-me-sees-a-cat-me" class="tumblr_blog">montypythonandtheholyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/117536021701/raptorific-me-sees-a-cat-me-okay-time-for" class="tumblr_blog">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raptorific.tumblr.com/post/117535898081/me-sees-a-cat-me-okay-time-for-me-to-bother" class="tumblr_blog">raptorific</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>me:</b> [sees a cat]<br/><b>me:</b> okay time for me to bother this animal</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="720" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73c24aea3f98c1243ada3ab975d300b4/tumblr_inline_nnhbqek5hJ1qglqe6_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="720"/></figure></blockquote> <p><b>cat:</b> [sees a person]</p> <p><b>cat:</b> okay time for me to bother this human</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="757" data-orig-width="1070"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f01a76b2a8dbc2384ad9bf03c90947d2/tumblr_inline_nnled8PglX1qe7k3n_540.png" data-orig-height="757" data-orig-width="1070"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Is symbiotic relationship.</p> </blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175235733402https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175235733402Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:30:53 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c4cc72470694240461' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p6dp0fsIXw1wvsxrj_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":12,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p6dp0fsIXw1wvsxrj_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/video_file/t:vbXw8QpIWwl3t0WcWKpajQ/175232159282/tumblr_p6dp0fsIXw1wvsxrj" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://phantomwoods.tumblr.com/post/172394985537/lizard-time" class="tumblr_blog">phantomwoods</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Lizard time</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175232159282https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175232159282Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:48:34 +1000<p><a href="https://palethsharkstudent.tumblr.com/post/174405544509/mageknight14-achro-cons-rockodile-i-miss" class="tumblr_blog">palethsharkstudent</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mageknight14.tumblr.com/post/174357220383/achro-cons-rockodile-i-miss-miiverse" class="tumblr_blog">mageknight14</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://achro-cons.tumblr.com/post/173934023158/rockodile-i-miss-miiverse-children-are-super" class="tumblr_blog">achro-cons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rockodile.tumblr.com/post/173933970990/i-miss-miiverse-children-are-super-funny" class="tumblr_blog">rockodile</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="504"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ed5b4e52123fa62111192f54839fac3/tumblr_inline_p8sc097cX71rv6ueu_540.png" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="504"/></figure><p>god i miss this</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="360"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b35185033786a10f5bf95de1a33c299/tumblr_inline_p9gymusQeB1tmjcyj_500.jpg" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="360"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="618" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b85ba8d83a83cc027968ea72451777a1/tumblr_inline_p9gymvGOeN1tmjcyj_500.jpg" data-orig-height="618" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="205" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2401dfd557094324c1d5da2af9197033/tumblr_inline_p9gymvos461tmjcyj_500.png" data-orig-height="205" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="261" data-orig-width="557"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a9ca31586101860f87cac461c78edee/tumblr_inline_p9gymvqlzR1tmjcyj_500.jpg" data-orig-height="261" data-orig-width="557"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="596" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e959e21acaa936bea4e53828f7a22830/tumblr_inline_p9gymv6DmO1tmjcyj_500.jpg" data-orig-height="596" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/194d91ec0cbecae1bb7c2edb21083b4f/tumblr_inline_p9gymw9NN01tmjcyj_500.jpg" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><p>What even was Miiverse?</p> </blockquote> <p>IM CRYING</p> </blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175226487077https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175226487077Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:43:39 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca03161396b7b56fe149ad538e9aedc9/tumblr_p8zv2pfH0B1rv3tnjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a496343a6d74144540ea9eff2e3130f1/tumblr_p8zv2pfH0B1rv3tnjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0b1857a93d262d4e6344863dc492278/tumblr_p8zv2pfH0B1rv3tnjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://axbraun.tumblr.com/post/174059933668/for-shovelry" class="tumblr_blog">axbraun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>For Shovelry❗️</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223780797https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223780797Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:04:10 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0011f3a280ff4286e6ebe208e95613d9/tumblr_p8dtasSeMq1s93udko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9217931acfb9e2454f68a640d46d68ac/tumblr_p8dtasSeMq1s93udko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://melsephant.tumblr.com/post/173685189278/get-back-to-work" class="tumblr_blog">melsephant</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Get back to work</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223771882https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223771882Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:03:48 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6573534f864e1cb7a76fae669407110c/tumblr_oodvrh0D1A1rhyjm0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pickles4nickles.tumblr.com/post/159554469248/good-lord-someone-take-photoshop-away-from-me" class="tumblr_blog">pickles4nickles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Good LORD someone take photoshop away from me</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223711142https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223711142Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:01:23 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0cd09a19006109f4f9ddd27236db8fdd/tumblr_p2cybkKjxa1tdtt64o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://skunk-scribbles.tumblr.com/post/169552959447/its-a-tough-job-being-an-artist" class="tumblr_blog">skunk-scribbles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> it’s a tough job, being an artist <br/></p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223707447https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175223707447Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:01:15 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52b9387b8a209b6f2d63412d9ef5e371/tumblr_paomvflB4R1wsbn2ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://picsthatmakeyougohmm.tumblr.com/post/175212373861/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">picsthatmakeyougohmm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hmmm</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175215273642https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175215273642Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:55:20 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriartys.tumblr.com/post/88276308384/weavemunchers-imagine-if-your-fridge-did-what">moriartys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weavemunchers.tumblr.com/post/76772704357/imagine-if-your-fridge-did-what-you-do-to-it">weavemunchers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="556" data-orig-width="357" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3d172c5c319b318d5738e7385b5c827/tumblr_inline_n6wolknslb1r3rprd.png"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3d172c5c319b318d5738e7385b5c827/tumblr_inline_p7mlpqIXY81s48u4s_540.png" data-orig-height="556" data-orig-width="357" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3d172c5c319b318d5738e7385b5c827/tumblr_inline_n6wolknslb1r3rprd.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="1136"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2f5ec2032ace13fdeb0664701a448216/tumblr_inline_patr0uYt5t1u3lz8q_1280.png" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="1136"/></figure>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175204785632https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175204785632Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:26:27 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83c5a95d8a113b9196ca03d1a1e3967d/tumblr_o8xkcsQ9xb1qep5zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175201386322https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175201386322Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:39:42 +1000<p><a href="https://s1eepingp0wder.tumblr.com/post/173278374977/nice" class="tumblr_blog">s1eepingp0wder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="277" data-orig-height="139"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c1a6c239bf68d168c7883b82903e10a/tumblr_inline_p7pyc5I7wV1r52aqk_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="277" data-orig-height="139"/></figure></p> <h2><b><i>NICE</i></b></h2> </blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175197115827https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175197115827Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:23:54 +1000nice.<h1>AND WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET I CAN </h1><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="385"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d0bd6f241656ecb65720775ed754a593/tumblr_inline_pat6bemvXW1u3lz8q_400.jpg" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="385"/></figure>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175193470567https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175193470567Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:38:49 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a82394c042f69fc3d6392517532b890d/tumblr_n3qbf5n8ok1saz73jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175192250817https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175192250817Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:49:30 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c4cc73ba1419899266' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='224' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":144,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"111"}}' > <source src="https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/video_file/t:vbXw8QpIWwl3t0WcWKpajQ/175168933642/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://lavenderbud.tumblr.com/post/175000564727/a-video-compilation-of-me-attempting-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">lavenderbud</a>:</p><blockquote><p>a video compilation of me attempting to do anything</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175168933642https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175168933642Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:36:49 +1000jesus christ the ones where its beating the shit out of the thing are fucking hilarious<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8d4133a429f70b34771614132b9beba/tumblr_o38o1an3bz1qgh75xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175167159432https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175167159432Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:38:37 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a2ffefb13515cc95a3ef503cda02ad4/tumblr_papgt8Ixfs1td5fzgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://annadesu.tumblr.com/post/175164060359/connversefangirl-thundertstar-e-x-c-u-s-e-m" class="tumblr_blog">annadesu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://connversefangirl.tumblr.com/post/175161538834/thundertstar-e-x-c-u-s-e-m-e-hot-topic" class="tumblr_blog">connversefangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thundertstar.tumblr.com/post/175128407690/e-x-c-u-s-e-m-e" class="tumblr_blog">thundertstar</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>E X C U S E M E????</p></blockquote> <p>HOT TOPIC! HOT FUCKING TOPIC! Thank you for hyping us up for The Heart Of The Crystal Gems</p></blockquote> <p>This is beautiful, I’m so happy <3</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175166216837https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175166216837Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:36:05 +1000❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️GOOD SHIT<p><a href="http://fandom-tree.tumblr.com/post/163223637490/ashhavynn-bad-guys-dont-deserve-to-be" class="tumblr_blog">fandom-tree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ashhavynn.tumblr.com/post/163129252038/bad-guys-dont-deserve-to-be-redeemed-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">ashhavynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Bad guys don’t deserve to be redeemed” is a boring plot mindset and it’s cancelled forever.</p> <p>Show me bad guys that think it’s too late to turn their life around, and then turn it around. Show me bad guys that think they’ll never be loved because of the things they’ve done and then give them love and support that makes them feel like it’s worth it to change. Show me bad guys who are bitter, hold grudges, lash out at people, and then make them realize that this Isn’t Working and want more out of their life. Show me bad guys that ask the good guys for help!!</p> <p>The “villain gets what’s coming to him and is never seen or heard from again” trope is old and played. I want to hear from them again. I want them to ask the good guys to drive them to their first therapy appointment. I want them to struggle through apologies, not because they’re too proud to say “I’m sorry” bc tbh that trope can die too, but because they can’t find the words to make things better and it makes it feel pointless to try.</p> <p>Make it hard! Make it hurt! Make them question who they are and if change is possible and make them find out that they can be more than the destructive thoughts and behavior they’ve adapted! Make them learn that having bad thoughts doesn’t make you a bad person, and you can choose which thoughts and desires you entertain and act upon. Let the choice to ignore bad thoughts and focus on positive ones become easier over time. And let them feel proud of themselves for it!</p> <p>Real people struggle with these issues every day and right now the social message is that if you fuck up, you’re scum and you deserve to suffer and you’ll never be more than scum. Real people need to know that you can’t undo the damage of things you’ve done, but you can be better in the future. Real people need to know that you’re not pigeonholed into being a Bad Guy for the rest of your life because you’re a Bad Guy right now.</p> <p>Nobody “deserves” to be redeemed, it isn’t about “deserving” redemption, it’s about working your ass off not to keep hurting people because you can.</p> </blockquote> <p>Y-E-S</p> </blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175160573392https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175160573392Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:03:28 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3178c84844182fb528f602e9c272e79a/tumblr_pakdqw2ahJ1u17xrqo2_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stefanjaenicke.tumblr.com/post/175131000663/lesbianherstorian-sappho-fragment-80-l-p-126" class="tumblr_blog">stefanjaenicke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lesbianherstorian.tumblr.com/post/175130859752/sappho-fragment-80-l-p-126" class="tumblr_blog">lesbianherstorian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="77" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6219792430d4c8a56eb424f3e0ef0bd/tumblr_inline_paplmulwL31ud8rx5_540.png" data-orig-height="77" data-orig-width="260"/></figure></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175157682232https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175157682232Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:04:38 +1000<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_175151909712" src="https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175151909712/audio_player_iframe/socksandcrocss/tumblr_ndi6wyIw0T1r57cc2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ndi6wyIw0T1r57cc2o1.mp3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="540" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bloopyreggaejams.tumblr.com/post/100128006541/khello-my-naem-is-milton-i-am-from-miltons-milton" class="tumblr_blog">bloopyreggaejams</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>khello my naem is milton i am from milton’s milton fectory</p> <p><i>ohhh milton i see you have created many miltons from your miltons-ssm-mmff  your milton molds</i></p> <p>thenk yuo fro noticing. i have meny meeltons on seel for terty nine dolars apeece</p> <p><i>tell me something</i>-yees-<i>my name is meelton and i would like a milton do you have miltons?</i></p> <p>yees</p> <p><i>reely?</i></p> <p>YEES</p> <p><i>how meeny miltons?</i></p> <p>a LOT,</p> <p><i>a meelion miltons?</i></p> <p>EF you would like meelton i can get chu them but one meellion mey be askyng too mach</p> <p><i>okey</i></p> <p>you might want to go to a perfeshonal metlyon menyufectyoror</p> <p><i>such as mory? mor-aiGH-mory only mekes mories tho he doosent maek meeltons</i></p> <p>FUCK MORY</p> <p><i>i know</i></p> <p>hees has better prices tan me -<i>nobady knows meelton like meelton</i>-NOOO</p> <p>okey</p> <p><i>yees, do you hev meelk choklet meeltons?</i></p> <p>one moer ting about dem-<i>they melt in my meeltons-</i>yes</p> <p><i>not in my milt-</i></p> <p>YEES. YES TO BOTH.</p> <p>hhauhgghh.</p> <p>ONE ting i hev to mention about MEELtinns</p> <p><i>tell me this thing</i></p> <p>dey ar raer</p> <p><i>yes</i></p> <p>enndey ar veypoisenus dunat eet.</p> <p><i>bree-AUWFUCK! DEE mIE—DOUH ATE DE MEELK CHOKLET OEN-I ATE IT!!</i></p> <p>do naht eeat.</p> <p><i>WHUat do ido NOW?</i></p> <p>meelk choklat onlee fer dekayreeshin.</p> <p><i>whuh-de-whuhDEKERa-AWWHHHhhhhh, dEH-corashen</i></p> <p>YES you ar dyeeng.</p> <p><i>dochusa MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMmm</i></p> <p>yu are dying currently rite nyeh</p> <p><i>thee first sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels</i></p> <p>thEYcah!-the y call it “meelton’s melteeng”</p> <p><i>oH NAY!</i></p> <p>YEES<i>.-hehehuhah!-</i>YEES<i>- I’M DEE-YNG!-</i>veh verl-VEERLY RAER, but veery effEEctiff.</p> <p><i>ay em DEEEEEEEEEAD</i></p> <p>so-*mic rustle*-so come on down to meelton’s milton FEEctery wheur we weel seel u mEELtinz. terty nien dolars on sel eef you buy terty ate yuo get a dolar-<i>uH uHH, nnh</i></p> <p><i>i can get a deoller off a meelton?</i></p> <p>a deller ouff.</p> </blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175151909712https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175151909712Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:06:54 +1000<p><a href="http://no1straightally.tumblr.com/post/146235609291/hey-all-my-mutuals" class="tumblr_blog">no1straightally</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>&gt;I love u all<br/> &gt;tuna sub backwards</p></blockquote>https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175151649392https://socksandcrocss.tumblr.com/post/175151649392Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:57:32 +1000